How many dogs .... does its take .... to change a light bulb?
First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle……..
You hide it. I’ll find it. Then you can change it.
Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to specification
Who cares? I can still play with my toys in the dark.
No quieremos un foco muy feo (translated: We don’t need no steenking light bulb)
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
Leave it out, I prefer to work in the dark.
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, and checked to make sure that I haven’t missed any. Then I’ll just make one more patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
The sun is shining, The day is young, we’ve got the whole of our lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Hounds / Labrador
Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a Light Bulb?
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover!
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the wall onto the back of the settee.
Oh me me!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze Please Please Please!